Funny hair quotes to live your best life by.

Dying hair quotes

We come across a lot of sayings and absolute gems of mottos, manifestos, memes and marvellously brilliant funny hair quotes in this Coloured Hair Care game.

We mostly stash the best sayings (and make a few of our own) over on our Pinterest where you’ll find loads of deep and meaningfuls as well as happy quotes, inspirational quotes and a cheeky chuckle or two.

Some quotes about hair are good advice, some are insightful snippets, some are just totally funny and make us dye (sorry!) giggling.

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Use these wise words wisely.

Funny hair quotes lift your spirits and help you say just how you feel about your hair- or your clients hair if you’re a hairdresser! They’re a lighthearted way to crack joke, tell a story or express a point of view.

Humorous hair quotes can make great postcards by your dressing table mirror or framed art posters on your bathroom wall. If you run a salon, they could also be good to use on your hairstylist or salon business cards or website to communicate what you’re all about.

Best of all, these quotes make us feel like we’re not alone with hair dilemmas! Good hair days, bad hair days, straight hair days and curly hair days, we’re in it together.

We thought it would be fun to share some of the best quotes and memes we’ve seen across all kinds of social media with you right here. You can read them while your hair dye works its magic.

Come back here and have a read whenever you feel the need!

“Whatever hair colour I have on my head, that’s what decides what kind of outfit I’m going to wear. Not everything goes with your hair colour.”

~Cardi B.

“You know you’ve made it when you can dye your hair blue.”

~Demi Lovato.

“A good stylist is cheaper than a therapist.”

~Anon.
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“I respect a lot the players: their hair and their hair colour.”

~Unai Emery.

“I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it’s so much easier to do it yourself.”

~Joanna Lumley.

“My real hair colour is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.”

~Julia Roberts.